“How baked were we when we made these goals?” ~Neel Bhagat (’15) to Josh Weaver
In Period 4 Psychology, Lana Smucker (’14) exclaims, “You can’t just push someone in front of a train!”
In Period 9 Economics, Logan Swartzendruber (’15) asks, “Can we start a bonfire?”
During 2nd Period Chemistry 1, Jacob Rudy-Froeze (’15) points out, “They use methylamine in Breaking Bad to make meth.” Â In response, Calvin Swartzendruber exclaims, “They don’t know what they’re talking about, that’s not how you make meth!”
“I try really hard, but I am really not black.” ~Darienne Maust (’16)
“It’s not an element of sexual tension, it’s a sexual periodic table.” ~Abe Thorne (’14)
“I’m not Reddit geeky.” ~Rachel A. Schrock (’14)
During a discussion about France, Michael Yeakey says, “The Fifth Republic is the one that came after—.” Parth Patel (’14) immediately chimed in with, “The Fourth?”
Joseph Mumaw (’14) on his accent: “It’s more of a speech impediment…”
“I hope I don’t offend anyone, but they’re pretty much French rednecks.” ~Michael Yeakey
In the addiction discussion during CAM the freshman boys commented “You know you have an addiction when you are trying to get away with it in Renae’s class.”
“Are you calling Google a liar?” ~Rachel A. Schrock (’14)
“I’m a big fan of Swiper.” ~Peter Shirk (’16) about “Dora the Explorer”
During a lesson on using associative learning to train seals in Psychology, students told teacher Gary Chupp about the lemon drops Michael Yeakey distributes in his class. Gary replied, “Oh, that’s very similar to training seals.”
During Dale’s 1st period Bible class, Dale asked how a MacBook Pro just appeared out of nowhere on a tree stump. Aaron Maust (’14) smirked “Well of course it came from an apple tree!”
“Just go to their place and turn up the thermomostat!” -Aaron Maust (’14)
During Michael Yeakey’s 8th period English class, Corey Hostetler (’14) exclaims, “My hood smells like curry!” Later, Michael asks Corey, “Are you on drugs?” Corey responds, “Curry, apparently.”
While talking in Dale’s class about a spirit medium, Joel Gerig (’14) comments, “No, she’s probably a large!”
“I can be bought, but it’s gonna be expensive.” -Josh Weaver
“Sorry I like to wear sexy shirts!” -Parth Patel (’14)
“More like a ‘To-DONE’ list!” -Parth Patel (’14)
While talking about fixing trashy cars, Josh Weaver says, “Big problems require big hammers.”
While talking about his house burning down, Michael Yeakey says, “As long as I got the kids’ baby books, I would be fine.” Â Liz DeLeeuw (’14) immediately responds with, “What about your kids?”
“Taylor Swift sang in either London or England or something…” -Liz Deleew (’14)
While discussing meeting for a Black Friday photo essay, Katie Hurst (’14) says, “Can I go?” Â After Corey Hostetler (’14) responds yes, Katie says, “So…. Saturday?”
“So haunted houses aren’t actually haunted?” -Kaylah Price (’15)
“But how can I relate a personal story to intelligence?” -Liz Deleeuw (’14)
In a sophomore’s nation study: “The Dominican Republic is a pretty stable country besides the war in the streets and all the violence.”
“It specifically says it in the smooth part of the book.” -Nick Schrock (’16)
During Sophomore English, Michael says, “I’m a black and white kind of person.” Darienne Maust (’16) replies, “So am I.”
“Is there a Canadian dictionary?” -Mallory Bntreger (’15)
During 1st period Econ, Josh Weaver says, “Joseph, don’t forget to bring me back to cocaine.”
Corey Hostetler (’14) asks Rachel Schrock (’14) what kind of phone she has. Rachel replies, “An iPod… phone… thing. An iPhone.”
While discussing a game involving skits, Liz Deleeuw (’14) says, “So it’s like Sardines?” Â Hanna Hochstetler (’14) responded, “You mean charades?”
Liz Deleeuw (’14) “Shalom? I’m not British!”
Kaylah Price (’15) Nonchalantly says, “When you gotta kill something, just kill it!”