“Are you done your written work? You’d say the same thing like ‘Are you done your snack?’ or ‘Are you done your meal?'” – Jacob Rudy-Froese
“I have a speech problem. I can’t read!” – Noah Hochstetler
“What, you didn’t think I would say testicle. Testicle. I’ll say ovaries too. Ovaries, Ovaries, Ovaries” – Michael Yeakey
“Thanks, Mr. Obvious. In other news: water wet, sky blue, Nate Nussbaum jerk.” – Michael Yeakey
“Drug dealers and the mafia will launder money through a front. This is great. I love business.” – Josh Weaver
” You probably don’t want to eat crack based on your dietary habits.” – Josh Weaver