Welcome to That’s Life for the 2017/2018 school year! That’s life is a fun post that shares funny quotes from your classmates and teachers. If you have submissions of your own, feel free to submit to the That’s Life box outside of the social media room! (right next to the junior couches)
“What does California do when something annoys it? They ban it!” – Calvin Swartzendruber
“It’s not murder if it’s for science” – Simia Yoder (’19)
“Winnie the Pooh is a vicious killer.” – Josh Weaver
“Don’t put that in This Is Life” – Brent Reinhardt
“If you have a skyscraper, what do you need to invent?” – Brent Reinhardt
“In a perfect world, i wouldn’t wear any clothes at all” – Hank Willems
“I consider myself a palm tree enthusiast.” – Kaci Yoder (’18)
“Karl and Klaus are the reason I don’t want to go to Minnesota.” – Fiona Yeakey (’19)
In US History, Brent was talking about Lewis and Clark and Sacagawea. Kassy Miller (’19) said, “I thought Sacagawea was some big hairy monster, like Bigfoot.” Several voices exclaimed, “No, that’s Sasquatch!”
“I make a mean cookie.” – Josh Weaver
“I looked like a giant twinkie with boobs” – Hannah Kaethler (’18)
“When I got my 4-t t-shirts, I gave up my apple juice for life.” – Josh Weaver
“Back in my day, Joel, we used widget spinners.” – Josh Weaver
Josh when examining his coffee like wine “Hmmmmm, notes of sitting on a shelf too long, notes of over roasted beans, and a bland flavorless finish with a hint of regret.”
“I am a very large dinosaur.” – Brooke Reinhardt (’18)
“Democracy is like the cinnamon challenge. Too much of it is bad, not enough is just uninteresting.” – Josh Weaver
“She said my tone was ‘chatty and informal’! I’m not a formal person! The most formal I get is shaving my legs for one day!” – Ana Yoder (’21)
Josh had to clarify in Government: “Nudism isn’t a religion.”
“Cool penguin stamps are my only solace in this cold, cruel world.” – Fiona Yeakey (’19)
Practicing the Hallelujah Chorus: “Do you think you have a [Handel] on this section?” – Brody Thomas
“Call me Papa Josh.” – Josh Weaver
Talking about PETA: “Well if animals aren’t spayed and noodled-” – Gavin Rusel (’18)
“So you remember the colors of the rainbow? ROY G BIV? Right? Red, Orange, Green.” – Gary Chupp
Talking about a poem Michael says, “So what do you think about Jesus smoking a cigarette?” Simia (’19) responds, “Well if he’s died and risen again he won’t have to worry about lung cancer.”
“You can’t say sex on TV, but you can have 12 boyfriends.” – Josh Weaver
Joel Yoder (’18) asks “Does anyone know what’s on the North Pole of Saturn?” Madison (’18) responds, “Not you, sadly.”
“Demand and Supply are the butter and bread of economics. They go together like jelly and peanut butter.” – Josh Weaver
Josh says, “We’re not talking about drug strategy, we’re talking about profit margin.” Gavin (’18) exclaims, “That’d be a great J-Term!”
“Icy-hot! It gets all icy… and hot.” – Cheryl Mast
“Right now, Brody is pretty freaked out by life.” – Dale Shenk
“You gave me pie now I’m sassy.” – Olivia Lapadat (’18)
“Wait, do you just ask people for money in jail?” – Seth Brenneman (’18)
“I’ll do better with my next immigrant.” – Josh Weaver
“Musical hookers are always funny!” – Olivia Lapadat (’18)
“Josh’s” inventions:
- Fidget spinner wall art
- “Adult Lego movies… wait, not like that… like Lego Freddy Krueger.”
- Kentucky Fried Eggs
- Google Home: Bully Edition