Senior Predictions

David Bontrager

After college, David goes on to create a new Maps system using his voice as the navigator. With the profit he gains from his new program, he opens a world-famous karaoke bar in Wisconsin.

Karl Bottorff

When he gets bored with Kansas, Karl moves back to Indiana and takes over Keenan’s job as Bethany’s head lunch lady.

Klaus Bottorff

Klaus becomes vice president to Elizabeth. In his spare time, he works as a mall Santa who goes by “Santa Klaus.”

Sydney Bradford

Sydney opens a knitting shop where she sells her wares and works on the world’s longest blanket. The shop is a guise for her double life as a secret agent for England. No one suspects a thing.

Seth Brenneman

Seth never does talk more, and actually moves to some obscure European country to become a mime so he never has to speak again.

Lucas Brownsberger-Keyes

Lucas quickly realizes he didn’t want to play basketball ever again and quits to start a death metal thrash band in rural Iowa.

Sierra Campbell

Sierra opens a well-known dance studio and goes on many mission trips where she works as a Spanish interpreter for really white people.

Tim Cartmel

Tim becomes an evangelical speaker on TV who takes the congregation’s money to build an amusement park.

Tarynn Clark

Tarynn takes over the family goat farm and turns the goat into models for her new line of goat clothing.

Elizabeth Eby

Elizabeth becomes the first woman president with Klaus as her vice president. She continues to be the world’s friendliest person and achieves world-peace through her communication skills.

Logan Epp

Logan becomes the very first comedian to do a stand up special that is just pure sarcasm.

Evan Erlacher

Evan designs clothes and models for Abercrombie, however he only models with jeeps. After a day of work, he goes home to his role model and adoptive father, whom he shares a house with, Jake Bedwell.

Ronit Goswami

Ronit goes to Goshen College and creates a viral dance move during his senior year and becomes famous. However, after he graduates, no one remembers him.

Simon Graber-Miller

Simon often gets mistaken for John Lennon, while in reality he’s essentially  Jim from the Office. He lives in a small house with far too many dogs.

Alexa Haarer

Alexa designs a vintage clothing line that focuses mainly on mom jeans.

Braydon Harshberger

Braydon works at the Martins Starbucks but gets fired for stealing all the recipes. He opens his own coffee shop chain which becomes even more successful than Starbucks in retaliation.

Bailey Hanton

Bailey becomes a lifeguard for the Summer Olympics because she enjoys looking at the swimmers.

Jonah Hochstetler

Jonah goes through college as that one actor that plays children in plays and musicals until he hits his post-college growth spurt and ends up being 6’5 with a deep voice and a full beard even Yousey would be jealous of.

Steven Horsch

Steven starts an alpaca farm and starts a business named “Steven’s Sweaters.” With the profits from his company, he starts a website where he can be hired to hand-deliver Hershey’s Kisses to sad girls in order to cheer them up.

Hannah Kaethler

Hannah changes her name and looks, moves to rural Canada, and is never heard from again.

Kory Kern

Kory works at a summer camp where he is a counselor for the “Fish Cabin”.

Gabi Klopfenstein

After getting fired multiple times for yelling at her coworkers, Gabi finally finds a job that allows her to yell at people all day; a P.E. teacher. In her spare time, she works as a high school theater director.

Sadie Kozlowski

Sadie becomes a conspiracy theorist on YouTube who hunts cryptids in her spare time.

Olivia Lapadat

Olivia decides to become a critic at Marvel Studios who throws things at the screenwriters any time they try to do something awful to her precious children (Marvel characters).

Melina Liras

Melina teaches in a foreign country and is named kindest teacher in the world.

Dustin Miller

Dustin develops a clothing line for color blind kids with colors that can’t clash.

Izzy Mujica

After his career of bobsledding for the Korean Olympic Bobsled Team doesn’t pan out, Izzy moves to the mountains where he lives, as he says, “at one with nature.” He doesn’t own shoes and preaches pacifism to poor, unsuspecting hikers while hugging them.

Anne Nisley

Anne becomes the first Kardashian to be adopted into the family.

David Norton

David is simultaneously the manager of Big R and Walmart; after he retires, he moves to a little house in Germany where he becomes a hair model.

Kate Ramirez Ingold

Kate becomes a detective and undercover agent who poses as a high school soccer coach.

Ivan Ramos

Ivan finally gets his driver’s license so he can drive to kids birthday parties as “Pablo the Clown.” He lives a good life, but dies when his extensive shoe rack falls on him.

Brooke Reinhardt

Brooke is the head gang member of a Chicago gang until she gets struck by lightning and subsequently joins Lucas’ band.

Abby Rudy-Froese

Abby starts a bakery called “Abby’s Buns” where they sell specialty sweet buns and all her employees are required to wear their hair in a bun. She adopts many more dogs, all of which she names after famous Roman leaders.

Gavin Rusel

Gavin goes to college to become a doctor, but quickly gets bored. Instead, he becomes a world-renowned professional bird watcher, known for his crazy hair colors.

Jacob Saylor

Jacob wins a golf Major and becomes Tiger Woods’ greatest rival.

Anna Smucker

Anna works her day job as a barista with many creative tattoos and is often asked by cities to paint murals on old buildings. She rejects these requests and becomes a graffiti artist at night.

Anthony Stover

Anthony gets his big break from winning a TV cooking show, but uses that fame to sell knives on infomercials.

Madison Swartzendruber

Madison returns to Bethany and teams up with her father to go full-on Breaking Bad.

Beck Thomas

Beck drops out of college to work on a Disney cruise ship, gets really high up in the company, and lives the rest of his life as a child.

Conrad Yoder

Conrad ditches the family business and makes his own restaurant that competes with the Essenhaus. He soon decides he doesn’t want to run a business anymore and becomes a hillbilly living alone on a farm in Middlebury.

Joel Yoder

Joel becomes a world-renowned scientist known for curing many diseases. He buys a million dollar house that’s big enough for his multiple huge dogs, however he soon loses it. Like physically loses it. He has no idea where it is.

Kaci Yoder

Kaci starts laughing one day and never stops. She goes to many doctors but they can never find a cure.

Skylar Yoder

Skylar is secretary for a large paper company who works at Hot Topic on the weekends. She is regularly featured in songs for Lucas’s death metal thrash band.

Elaina Youngberg

Elaina becomes an encouraging public speaker who also lives in a tiny house in the woods; goes vegan to pass the time.

Yousey

Yousey never does shave his beard. Eventually it takes him over and he becomes a full-time bear. He moves to Yellowstone where he spends the rest of his days scaring people as Bigfoot.