The Jonah Farran Dictionary

Jonah Farran is a beloved high school senior at Bethany. He plays tennis and baseball but is known more for his creative use of words that most people do not understand. This list is meant to help the common folk who may not know Jonah and hear his vocabulary in the halls or at basketball games. Jonah’s word or phrase is before the dash and the translation follows, but remember it’s all about context so definitions may vary.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah — That is completely false, I am correct and you are not.

Nah nah nah — I know I am wrong but for the sake of argument, I am right.

Hauocghghghghe **floppy hand in a little gun position bouncing upwards** — 1) I have bested you!

 2) I told you so!

Dumbo — This is extremely dumb and pointless.

Big boy — 1) As a noun: anyone who is seemingly odd at the moment.  2) What is wrong with you?

 3) Wow, that was dumb/crazy/stupid.  4) Impressive!

Challenge **hands loosely cupped, tapping around ears** — *see Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEED — Miss this free throw!

I hope this list helps to further your understanding of and communication with Jonah. Using these words is a tricky wire to walk but with practice, it can be mastered. Now go out and do with this information what you will. May it benefit all of society.