A student-wide survey was sent out to collect some of the student’s favorite jokes and here they are!
-What happens when a soprano is at your door? They can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in.
-How do turtles communicate? Snappy-chat
Me: Can i have a turn in the hedge? Hedgehog: No.
None of Michael’s.
My teacher told me to have a good day……so I went home.
My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, “You weren’t even listening just now, were you?!” I thought, “Man, what a weird way to start a conversation”.
Funny ones.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere!
I’m sorry and I apologize almost always mean the same thing…unless you’re at a funeral.
Today at the bank an old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
OK Boomer jokes.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees!!!!! ….. have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree….? See, it works!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? — 6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly improper position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal… 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows… And promptly solve his problem.
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ……
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
“Where are my balls, John?”, the dog asks.