Semester Slump

So, you made it this far; After final exams, questionable cafeteria food, and, for some of us, the PSAT. But you’re only halfway through, you have to do all that all again! What are we fellow teenagers to do? Well, with the light of summer vacation far away and the ever-looming semester to be completed at hand we must find a solution to… The mid-year slumpDon’t fret, for I am here to show you the way to entertainment faster then Josh can drink an entire pot of coffee.

Step One: 

There are many avenues in which a smart resourceful student such as yourself can find entertainment throughout the day, it all depends on your tastes and interests. So for this first step, we will be determining how to best occupy your time. Some of these things could include: prolonged eye contact with someone across from you, counting ceiling tiles, finding interesting new ways to sit at your desk, writing your friend notes using various newspaper cut-outs, and much, much more, your options are only limited to your imagination.

Step two:

Now that you have found your new calling in class via step one, you are ready to implement it into everyday class life. This step is trickier than you would assume due to the watchful eyes of meddling teachers. See, teachers are worried about your education and tend to not notice the semester slump. You must know the right time in which to implement your semester slump stopping techniques, a wrong move could be detrimental to your goals.

Step three:

Now that you are an expert and a skilled self semester slump stopper it’s your duty to share your experience with your classmates. Together we can get through the remaining semester. 

Remember these three steps and you will be set for whatever school throws at you. and remember the best way to get through school is about the outlook. If you look for fun you will find it.