Revisiting “That’s Life”

Naomi Klassen explains that “it’s the same dip, different sauce” while reviewing indefinite integrals in Study Hall.

All manner of things can be properly explained by using food comparisons and references. Food is the universal language. 

“Prince Phillip looks like he would die if he ate one taki.” – Tyson Miller

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“Those lbg lights, I mean rbg.” – Aaron Shenk

Honestly, this is quite understandable although I’d never make the same mistake. 

“Food is the universal language.” – Matthew Dyck

So true. I’d go for a LBT right about now.

“I don’t know who but I have my suspicions.” – Josh Weaver

If Josh played Among Us with a dozen clones of himself.

“You don’t know anything about baba ganoush!” – Michael Yeakey

I love me some good homemade baba ganoush after a long and tiresome day.

Helen Stoy explains that H. H. Holmes is the reason “why I want to be a full time lesbian.”

Me too bro, me too.

“If we are already being racist we might as well be sexist too.” – Aaron Johnson

The context is extremely important here, unfortunately. . . we don’t have it.

“Wait, she’s a tenth grader?! I thought she was a sophomore!” – Anonymous

Whoever said this needs to revisit elementary school.